Day Fourteen

After a lengthy mental debate I decided to go to Jez's house.

We planned to hang out and play the PS2 games we've bought and never touched.

Except Jez's parents had guests over. Lots and lots and lots of guests. I ended up chatting to the girl to whom he refers as his "crazy Catholic cousin". She was friendly and really, really chatty. I think I might have exceeded my voice quota for the whole week. 'Cause see, I'm still sick, and stuff.

At one point, Jez's cousin asks us how long we've been together. I look at Jez. He looks at me. He says "a year and a bit". I step on his foot.

When she turned around to make tea he licked Bearded Papa custard off my lip.