2.21.2008

I've just had a sudden realisation ...

L'Occitane's Amande range smells delicious.

More importantly, I'm shallow.

Yes, I already knew that. Yes, I know you already knew it too. However it's to a much more significant extent than I previously thought.

So I've been friends with this guy for awhile. Let's call him Clancy, only because it's the most homosexual name that sprang to mind.

Anyway, Clancy and I are dota friends. Meaning we have rarely spent any, if at all, time together in person. Much like Gaylord and Sergio, my other dota friends, both of whom I have (briefly) met no more than twice. Ever.

I was following a train of thought a few minutes ago and thought of Clancy, who is currently single. I know for a fact that never in a hundred years would I consider taking our relationship a quarter of an inch above "platonic friends". It's an unquestionably, solid fact.

Then I wondered why. Clancy is all of the following:
  • Intelligent
  • Financially stable
  • Worldly
  • Funny
  • Well-spoken
  • Quick-witted

On top of that, he was practically made from the top-boyfriend mould. Or at least had left that impression.

However, Clancy is eye-liquorice.

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