Everyone realises at some stage that they're a bit of an idiot. As if the previous post wasn't enough to prove that of me, I've realised that there are little things I do that make me intolerable. So why are you still bothering with me if I ...
1. Regularly injure myself
2. Spend a fortune on a dress only to throw it away with the tag still attached
3. Steal the blanket
4. Laugh when people fall over
5. Honestly believe that a new piece of clothing will solve everything
6. Hold grudges
7. Lie about missing the train and being late to work while in reality sit inside a toilet cubicle waiting for my toenails to dry
8. Fish for compliments
9. Promise to save money but miraculously blow $150 within one afternoon without knowing how
10. Habitually skip the most important meal of the day
yes, this is the most attractive photo of myself that I could find, and yes, it looks better than I do :(
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