Jez is Gay

No, really. For the following reasons I can prove that my boyfriend has higher homosexual tendencies than the average man.

1. He once dreamt about being part of an all-male threesome
2. Last night he dreamt about Eugene and Jason, although he and Eugene have never met
3. He plucks "under"
4. He had a crush on his cute gay hairdresser
5. He often makes suggestive comments about his male friends, especially Felix
6. And how did I manage to forget the fact that he spent one particular night in the distant past making out with Yoza when I was right there

I'm not worried. I'm sexier than Felix. I'm hot. I'm spicy. I'm not your girl next door. I'm the girl on the next block in your hood, nigger.

Edit: As for Yoza. Well, I can't live up to that.