Bananananana!

It's awesome.

I had dinner at home today. Rather than me, it was my dad who whisked his noodles away to the living room to keep up with the courts.

Mum and I are experimenting with our culinary muse - the bread-maker. She had only baked two loaves so far, the second one receiving praise from the son of bread-maestros. I suggested we add bananas to her old recipe, and was sorely tempted to drink the blended banana-and-milk that we poured into the baker.

Was reading Chinese equivalent of Reader's Digest today. Some amusing true stories.

1. In Naples, there were so many robberies of tourists' watches at one stage that the city council provided free plastic watches sporting the council's logo.

2. A man in the US attempted to rob a convenience store with nothing but a gun that he mimed with his fingers. He failed when his "gun" slipped from his inside his jacket by accident.

3. During a line-up in California, suspects were told to say the line "give me all your money or I'll shoot". One of the men raised his hand and told the police "that's not what I said".

4. There was a reported crime where a man carjacked a stranger with a fake gun and told him to drive to two separate ATMs, where the man withdrew money from his own bank accounts.

In other news, we now have uniform. I'm very excited.

Update. My shirt is outrageously purple. However, the skirt is hot. I mean it's comfortable for what it looks like. Okay fine I'm just happy because I'm not feeling snug in size 6. Who am I kidding, Cue's probably a big make.

I don't know about the bread. I tried to sniff it but it remains mysterious. Failing to detect any trace of sweet aroma I'm guessing that my creation is going to result in some sort of unprecedented banananess.